Super bowl is a special time in my family, and has been since the beginning of time. It’s a day where we wake up and go to church; lingering after church on this day is strictly forbidden and highly frowned upon. We then come home and change out of church clothes faster than the speed of light. Seats are determined on a seniority status, meaning if you are an adult you get to lounge out full body on the couch, and if you are a child you likely are automatically downgraded to the floor. It’s just the luck of the draw. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.